110 Words About... Chain Texts on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:22 PM PDTChain letters have entered the digital age.
While I’m immeasurably annoyed by repeated “Send to 10 people and receive undefined blessings” messages via text, I don’t necessarily blame the friend who forwards it…
However, I doubt that any extra luck …
C.W.S. Stands for: Closure (due to) Water (and) Sewage on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:07 AM PDT
If you’ve seen my nonsense before, then you know I am barely serious, rarely remorseful, and always ridiculous. Besides those three, horrifying character flaws, I like to think I add something to stuff sometimes.
Those who can relate to the previous words also may kn …
Epitaphs Are Easy... Not! on Sun Jun 5, 2011 3:03 AM PDT
The idea of dealing with your own death scares the hell out of most people… as well it should.
I was recently reading a story, though, about semi-recently deceased actor, Leslie Nielsen’s grave marker.
For any who don’t know his work, Leslie Nielsen was the co …
Bless the Buffet : Fear the Rapture on Wed May 18, 2011 4:38 AM PDTI love me a little OCB (Old Country Buffet).
Everyone gets exactly what they want (besides alcohol)…
I get to have my 3000 calorie salad, the wife gets her steak-n-potatoes, and the kids can peck at piles of green peas, black olives, pineapple, and popcorn shrimp unt …
Torture, Schmorture on Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT The following is an expose regarding the validity of torture and, more specifically, “Water Boarding”. By the end of the article, the controversy will be over... OK, not really, but it's worth a gander.
Where Are All the Mean People? AKA - My Meanifesto on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT What exactly is “mean”? Am I “mean”? Are you “mean”? Does it matter if you/me/we are?
110 Words About... Picking Up the Dog Poo on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDTIf you live in a part of the World that endures freezing precipitation and temperatures during the winter, and own a pooch; you know it’s prime poo picking season.
As weather breaks, pet owners rush out to the yard to pick up the poop revealed by melting snow.